*Starin at my girlfriend* is this really my girlfriend *holdin my girlfriend* am i really dating whoever this is *rotates my girlfriend on all axes & inspects dimensions* how did i end up with you *im dating a cool rock i found on the beach*
Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
"I’ll walk forever with stories inside me that the people I love the most can never hear."
Michelle Hodkin (via thenovembersnow)
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.